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Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Amazing and Funny Cloud Formation

It's very relaxing to watch cloud formation on sunny day, especially after hours of hard work at office. But how if we find those strange cloud formation on sky? I'm pretty sure they will makes your imagination runs wild.


Heart


Elephant


Feather


Dinosaur


Rabbit


Bird


Angel

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Cultural Difference

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into
the water since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Chinese quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Japanese covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Chinese asked the Japanese why he covered his face rather than his private part.

The Japanese replied, "I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize."

MJ Vs Mr.Bean

Cool stop motion animation by Canadian Patrick Boivin! Check this!


Saturday, 31 October 2009

Funny Doctors Real Stories


1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear.. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs – and I was in the wrong one!
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Antonio , TX

2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed my stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patients anterior chest wall. ‘Big breaths,’ I instructed. ‘Yes, they used to be,’ replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA .

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Viagra Prescription



An older man goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra and requests the largest dose possible. The doctor asks why he needs so much and the man explains that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor nods and fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same man goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks: “Why? Is your penis in that much pain?”

“No,” the man responds. “It’s for my wrists - the girls never showed up!”

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