It's been a busy week for Santa Claus, and after spending last night dropping present to people all around the world, now it's time for having fun! And the old man knows how to enjoying life much than we do. He's very old and experienced tough...
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Thursday, 24 December 2009
Merry Christmast! It's Time for Santa Claus to Have Fun!
Merry Christmast for all of you! How is your Christmast eve? Did Santa Clause visited you & gave a present?
It's been a busy week for Santa Claus, and after spending last night dropping present to people all around the world, now it's time for having fun! And the old man knows how to enjoying life much than we do. He's very old and experienced tough...
It's been a busy week for Santa Claus, and after spending last night dropping present to people all around the world, now it's time for having fun! And the old man knows how to enjoying life much than we do. He's very old and experienced tough...
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
Old Age Romance
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
she said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck. "Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
she said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck. "Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Viagra Prescription
An older man goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra and requests the largest dose possible. The doctor asks why he needs so much and the man explains that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor nods and fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same man goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks: “Why? Is your penis in that much pain?”
“No,” the man responds. “It’s for my wrists - the girls never showed up!”
Saturday, 24 October 2009
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